tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-318466042011-04-22T00:58:56.368+02:00Davehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15884845776979428927noreply@blogger.comBlogger21100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31846604.post-1154179087787905332006-07-29T15:17:00.000+02:002006-07-29T15:18:07.786+02:00<div align="justify">A Cork radio station was running a competition - words that weren't in the dictionary yet could still be used in a sentence that would make logical sense. The prize was a trip to Bali<br /><br />DJ: "96FM here, what's your name?"<br />CALLER: "Hi, me name's Dave."<br />DJ: "Dave, what's your word?"<br />CALLER: "Goan... spelt G-A-O-N, pronounced 'go-an'."<br />DJ: "...You are correct, Dave, 'goan' is not in the dictionary. Now, for a trip to Bali: What sentence can you use that word in that would make sense?"<br />CALLER: "Goan f**k yourself!"<br /><br />The DJ cut the caller short and took other calls, unsuccessful until:<br /><br />DJ: "96FM here, what's your name?"<br />CALLER: "Hi, me name's Jeff."<br />DJ: "Jeff, what's your word?"<br />CALLER: "Smee... spelt S-M-E-E, pronounced 'smee'."<br />DJ: "...You are correct, Jeff, 'smee' is not in the dictionary. Now, for a trip to Bali: What sentence can you use that word in that would make sense?"<br />CALLER: "Smee again! Goan f**k yourself!"</div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/31846604-115417908778790533?l=abetterfuture.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Davehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15884845776979428927noreply@blogger.com11tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31846604.post-1154179032008277802006-07-29T15:16:00.000+02:002006-07-29T15:17:12.010+02:00<a href="http://89.108.82.56/host/humor/90/b_h61584.jpg"><img style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 400px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://89.108.82.56/host/humor/90/b_h61584.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><a href="http://89.108.82.56/host/humor/93/b_h61587.jpg"><img style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 400px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://89.108.82.56/host/humor/93/b_h61587.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><a href="http://89.108.82.56/host/humor/98/b_h61592.jpg"><img style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 400px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://89.108.82.56/host/humor/98/b_h61592.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><a href="http://89.108.82.56/host/humor/ad/b_h61613.jpg"><img style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 400px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://89.108.82.56/host/humor/ad/b_h61613.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><a href="http://89.108.82.56/host/humor/ae/b_h61614.jpg"><img style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 400px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://89.108.82.56/host/humor/ae/b_h61614.jpg" border="0" /></a><br />See full collection on <a href="http://new-love.ru/a-humor"><strong>http://new-love.ru/a-humor</strong></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/31846604-115417903200827780?l=abetterfuture.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Davehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15884845776979428927noreply@blogger.com0